There’s good news and bad news from Super Earth command, Helldivers. The good news is that we’ve successfully held Heeth and Angel’s Venture against the Terminid bugs attempting to spread there, and with the help of reinforcements, we’ve crushed their foothold in the Orion Sector. The bad news? Tien Kwan is under attack by the Automaton legions — and if we fail to liberate the planet soon, the bots will find our arms factories there, take our mechs and use them against us, and significantly delay our own Exosuit deployments.
This new Helldivers 2 Major Order came Thursday morning, and reads as follows: “The Automatons captured Tien Kwan, which was home to the sole Morgunson Arsenal producing Exosuits — new, powerful weaponry that was slated for imminent fleetwide deployment. The Automatons do not appear to have discovered the arsenal yet, but it is only a matter of time. We must retake Tien Kwan immediately. If we fail, the Automatons will steal the Exosuit technology for themselves, and deployment of this powerful weaponry will be severely delayed.”
The community has until Sunday morning to carry out this order and free Tien Kwan, with 50 Warbond Medals on offer for everyone if we’re able to do so. Most likely, liberating the planet will also result in the release of the armored Exosuit mechs that were teased before Helldivers 2’s release and said to be “coming soon after launch,” then (very rarely) spotted in the wild throughout the last two weeks.
MAJOR ORDER: All Helldivers are called to liberate Tien Kwan immediately! pic.twitter.com/Hgu9ovO5fyMarch 7, 2024
As I write this, 135,000+ Helldivers are already fighting on the Tien Kwan front in the Theseus Sector, with more deploying to the battlefield every minute. The world itself is hazy and gray, with frigid temperatures and “ice and moss-covered rock” found all over its environments.
Notably, in addition to the Extreme Cold modifier that reduces weapon fire rate and delays heat buildup in energy weapons, one of the new Planetary Hazards, Meteor Storms, is active on Tien Kwan as well. That means a hail of meteorites could crash near your position at any moment while you’re on your missions, so be ready to dive into cover and stay low if necessary.
Planetary Hazards were added in yesterday’s Helldivers 2 balance patch, which nerfed the Breaker shotgun, Railgun, and Shield Generator Pack (AKA, the best loadout in the game), but buffed some weaker items like the Flamethrower, Laser Cannon, Punisher, and both the 120mm and 380mm Orbital HE Barrage stratagems into relevancy. The update has proven to be quite controversial — many, myself included, feel that more buffs and some enemy spawn rate adjustments were needed — but overall, it hasn’t radically changed the game.
If I’m being honest — and please, don’t call me a dirty commie robot sympathizer for this; I love managed democracy, I swear — there’s a part of me that wants to see the Automatons beat us here, just to see if they’ll actually end up using our Exosuit mechs against us. I doubt players will let that happen, though, especially since fans have been looking forward to getting their patriotic hands on these mechs for weeks.
But even though it’s highly unlikely we’ll fail to retake Tien Kwan, the threat of the Automatons seizing our arsenal makes this feel like the first battle in the Galactic War that truly matters. For the first time since Helldivers 2’s launch, our success or defeat will have tangible consequences, and that’s exciting. It inspires me to boot up the game and jump into the fray, and it’s an example of one of the neat ways Arrowhead Game Studios’ CEO Johan Pilestedt said the developer’s all-powerful Game Master Joel can “surprise and delight” with his string-pulling.
Perhaps at some point, we’ll be fighting for other unreleased vehicles like the Halo Warthog-style buggy and APC that players recently discovered in a similar manner. There’s no time to dwell on that now, though — in fact, why are you still reading this? Tien Kwan needs you, so go get in the fight, soldier!
Helldivers 2 is available now for $39.99 on both PS5 and PC, and so far, it’s one of the best PC games of the year. Notably, the game also supports cross-platform play between PS5 and PC.
